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Get tested. Phew. 🥳
Home kit through the post or a clinic. A finger prick, a wee in a cup, and a text a few days later. Upload the result and that's your green tick.
Your results are in.
All clear. Nice one.
All clear. Nice one.
Check him before you change the sheets.
See if your date has a recent clean test — without asking him, and without him ever knowing you looked.
Free. Always. Only for people who've tested too.
His number
07 700 900 4••
He's got a tick.
Tested 11 days ago. He'll never know you looked.
Take the test. Check the text. Enjoy the sex.
Three steps. Nobody has to have The Conversation.
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Type in his number.
That's it. Nothing is sent. He gets no notification, no "someone looked at you", nothing. Not now, not ever.
07 700 900 4••
He won't know. Promise.
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Green tick? Enjoy your night. 😏
If he's tested and clean too, you'll see it. If you see nothing, it means nothing — read on. Maybe mention us over dinner.
He's got a tick.
Have a lovely evening. 😉
Have a lovely evening. 😉
You can't look until you've been tested.
Yes, that's the catch. It's also the best bit. No tick, no peeking. It keeps the creepers out, it means nobody can stalk you, and it means every person you check in here has held themselves to exactly the standard you have.
Mutually assured decency. 😇
No tick, no peeking. Same rules for everyone.
No resultdoesn't meanbad.
- It means nothing. Genuinely. You see the same blank whether he's never heard of us or he's a walking cautionary tale.
- He might not have the app. Most people don't. Yet.
- He might not have tested. Which was already true before you looked — you just didn't know it.
- He might be sat across from you wishing he'd downloaded this last week.
The blank isn't a verdict. It's the same question mark you had in your head anyway — now with a way to fix it. "Have you seen this app? So funny, my friend…"
Nobody knows you looked. Nobody knows you're here.
He never knows you checked.
No notification. No history. No "seen by". Looking someone up leaves no trace on their side, ever.
Nobody can tell you use the app.
Your tick is only visible to someone who has their own tick and types in your number. To everyone else, you don't exist here.
Block anyone. Yes, your mum.
Any number you block will never see your tick, and never knows they're blocked. Your mum. Your ex. Your ex's mum.
Or go invite-only.
Flip it round: only people you pick can see your tick. They never find out they're on the list. Everyone else sees nothing.
Made for the group chat.
You know exactly who you're sending this to.
the girlies 💅4 people
Word gets round.
Nobody has to have The Conversation. It has itself, usually within a fortnight.
Over dinner
She mentions her friend.
"Funny story — my mate bailed on a date last week because he didn't have a green tick on this app she uses." Passes the bread.
He thinks: oh no. 😳
What if she looks me up? Has she already? Orders a kit from the toilets. Doesn't mention it.
Next date, green tick.
Nobody asked anybody anything. Everybody had a much better evening.
Or on TikTok
One girl posts it.
"Did you know you can check if he's clean before the date and he'll never know." Two million views by lunch.
The comments do the rest.
Privacy warriors. Blokes with strong feelings. Someone's mum. And roughly nine thousand women typing "downloading".
Everyone's a bit paranoid now.
Which is to say: everyone gets tested. The outrage is the marketing department.
A world where dating is safer, healthier and, frankly, sexier — and nobody had to ruin the vibe to get there.
Getting tested is the easy bit.
It's free in the UK. A kit comes through the post in a plain envelope, you do it in your bathroom, you post it back. Results by text, usually within the week. No waiting room, no small talk.
Already tested recently? Upload the result and you're in.
Your green tick, in three texts
- Order a free kit — or book a clinic if you'd rather.
- Do it at home. Finger prick, swab or wee. Ten minutes.
- Get the text, upload it. We match the name to your ID and the date to the calendar. Tick.
The questions you're actually asking.
Can he see that I looked him up?
No. Ever. There's no notification, no log on his side, no "who viewed you". Checking someone is invisible to them by design, and there's no setting that changes that.
Can my mum find out I use this?
Only if she goes and gets an STI test herself, downloads the app, gets her own tick, and types in your number — and you haven't blocked her. Then, to say anything about it, she'd have to admit she did all of that. Block her anyway. And if it ever comes up: you got tested in solidarity with that friend she doesn't approve of. You're welcome.
Can someone fake a result?
They can try. We check the name on the result matches the ID on the account, and that the test is recent. We're not a lab and a green tick isn't a medical guarantee — it's a very good sign that someone took the same step you did. Treat it like that. And yes, still use protection. We said it.
What if my test comes back not clean?
Then you found out, which is the whole point of testing. Nothing is shown to anyone — no tick, no red cross, just the same blank as everyone who hasn't tested. Get treated, retest, and your tick comes back. Nobody sees anything in between.
Does it work for guys?
Of course. Same rules exactly. He has to be tested to look at you, you have to be tested to look at him. Nobody gets a shortcut.
How recent does a test have to be?
Within 90 days. After that your tick quietly goes grey until you test again. You'll get a nudge before it does.
What does "clean" actually cover?
The standard panel: chlamydia, gonorrhoea, HIV and syphilis. Some kits test for more; we show whatever yours covered, so the person looking can see exactly what was checked.
Is it free?
Yes. The app is free and the tests are free in the UK. It only works if everybody's on it, and everybody isn't on anything that costs money.
Isn't it a bit calculating to check before a first date?
You already run through a dozen scenarios before a first date. This just replaces one of them with an answer. And you don't have to check before — plenty of people check on the way home.
The honest small print.
What we show. A green tick means a person uploaded a clean test result, the name on it matched the ID on their account, and the test date is within the last 90 days. That's what it means. Nothing more.
What we don't promise. We're not a clinic, a lab or a doctor. We didn't run the test and we can't guarantee what someone has done since. A green tick is a strong sign, not a certificate. Your decisions are yours.
What we keep. Your phone number, your ID check, your uploaded result and its date, and your block or invite lists. That's it. We don't sell it, we don't share it, and we don't tell anyone you looked at anyone.
What we'll never do. Show a positive result to anybody. Tell someone they were looked up. Let anyone without their own tick see yours.
Delete. One tap, everything gone, including your result. We'd rather you came back, but that's your call.
Everyone wants to have fun.
Nobody wants to kill the vibe.
Everyone wants to have sex. Nobody wants to discuss it in the toilets of a club at one in the morning. This fixes that, for everyone, and all anybody has to do is look after themselves. Who wouldn't?
Get your green tickTake the test. Check the text. Enjoy the sex. 🫦